The instructor sat on my head

I got into the car before him and I sneezed and needed to grab a tissue from the box on the floor behind the passenger seat. I leaned to get it and he got in, arse first, and sat on my head. He was a heavy man as well. My poor head was squashed.

I don’t think it would have mattered how many errors I made that day, he would have passed me out of pure embarrassment from sitting on a young girls head.

Hope you had a fair ASSessment of your driving